It was hot, black and with a little bit of honey inside to make it nice and sweet.Actually, it was taking the opportunity to count my stash of cash in...ide the cookie jar that was all the tips I had received acting as a substitute babysitter for my daughter. She was coming down with a series of bad colds lately and I used the time to mark my student’s papers if my charge was asleep in bed. In most cases that was exactly the situation and I was beginning to think babysitting was the easiest job. ”Aanchal to bilkul hairan reh gai thi hum dono ki baaton se aur kehne lagi,”Tum dono kitni bigdi hui ho.”To Seema ne kaha,”Isme burai hi kya hai pagli? Apni saheli se choot chatane ki baat hi kuch aur hai.”Maine Seema ki nighty ke upar se uski chuchi nochte hue kaha,”Ab kahan tujhe meri yaad aati hai? Tera devar jo aa gaya hai.”Aanchal ne puchha,”Iska devar aa gaya hai matlab?”To maine haste hue use bataya,”Seema ka pati ise roz roz nhi chodta hai. Par is raandi ko roz roz chudaas lagti hai to. My wife Ann and I have discussed toning up and losing weight for a couple of years but c'mon. Life is good and we love to eat and drink. Finally, I hit 250 and the crap hit the fan.Ann and I had begun going to the YMCA to exercise and had watched our diets for about four months. We both lost weight. Unfortunately, she kept losing but I first plateaued, and then regained some of what I had lost. I admit it; I didn't look "buff" like I had when we married. I am retired Army and I met, wooed and. She told me she visited with my Buddy in Kentucky that was her boyfriend before she started going out with me. That was a waste of good alcohol. I went home and that night I jerked off in bed before I got a case of blue balls. FAST FORWARD ABOUT A MONTH:It was time for the prom. I was not seeing anyone at that time, so I asked Dottie to go to the prom with me. She said yes. Now the real fun began. I did not have a car. My parents would not let me use their cars, but they did one better. .