I can explain,” Carter said in a somewhat worried tone.I crossed my arms and in what I thought was a stern tone said, “You told her. You said you ...eren’t going to tell her.”“What gave it away?” Mom asked seriously.I was unsure if I should tell her but she did teach me to be honest in situations like this, “Your acting. It wasn’t all that convincing.” After a moment I added, “I’m sorry.”“Oh phooey. I thought I had gotten better. I’d been practicing before barging in. I guess I was just surprised. So next semester I went through the book of classes and eliminated most of them. My choices left where auto mechanics or weights? I hate cars. There is no way I was going to get dirty taking a boring broken car apart and putting it back together. So my only choice was weights. Dear lord what have I gotten myself into????So next semester I signed up for weights. The second I walked into the classroom I started my hunt. Which guy was going to be my first? Which one was going to pop my cherry? I. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”The mother said, “Why, Thank you, Johnnie.”Johnnie said, “He has beautiful little feet,. ‘ok, l’ll give you a little shoulder rub, unless you want a proper one?’ ‘proper one?’ yeah you know, lie down and l’ll give your back a good rub, l’ll get some oil, you take your gown off your shoulders and lie on your front’. Butterflies were churning in my stomach, my mind was whirling around, it’s only a massage, but after the other night, who knew what could happen. ‘o would you, yeah l’d love that.’ He went off and l laid down, taking off my dressing gown and draping it over me from the.