Imanaged to keep myself distracted enough that I wasn’t bulging through thefront of my pants all day long. I got home first as usual. My bus dropsm... off about 30 minutes before my younger brother and sister get home. I washoping to use this time to unload some of the pressure that has been buildingall day. I walk in the garage door of the house and the phone rings. Mymom is called to ask me to do her a favor. It was suppose to rain tonight andthe new cushions were left out on the patio. Just as Ruffles announced the Big Contest, my seat cushion began to buzz and smoke and vibrate. I jumped to my feet. "We have our volunteer," he said.Huh? I was no volunteer, just a victim of a malfunctioning cushion. And then it dawned on me. I was a 'special guest.' That jerk ticket taker had given me a rigged pillow, for this precise purpose.Ruffles raised an arm in my direction. "Let's give him a big round of applause."Spotlights shone in my face, blinding me. Slappy came up the aisle, took. Jacobs, I have a warrant for your arrest on a charge of sexual assault. I have to advise you that you are entitled to retain and instruct legal counsel and I will provide you with an opportunity to telephone counsel as soon as is practicable. Anything that you say to me can be used in court against you! Please turn around and put your hands behind your back.’ He was stunned, but turned around. As I snapped the handcuffs on his wrists, he began indignantly spluttering, ‘This is ridiculous! I’m a. I’ve decided to marry my German Shepherd.#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15%+ isn’t.#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.#6. I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local.