Unfortunately!''Tired out' I commiserated 'I know how you feel' She gave me that woman's look that said I couldn't possibly know how she felt. 'Ok. My...ex went through it four times. It's great at first, all the excitement but when you've been carrying it round a few months and your back's killing it's not quite the same''You've a better idea than John' she moaned 'He thinks its easy but it isn't him that carries the lump or has to do without a drink''You've give up the vino then' I knew that. “Not much...” replied the first.A guy asks his waiter how they prepare their chicken. The waiter says that there’s nothing special ... we just flat out tell’ em they’re gonna die... Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin.The doctor said “Well, you need three things from a do it yourself shop. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint, and a shovel.”“And what do I do with these, doc?”The doctor replied “Before the wedding night, you paint. I denied her, and denied her, and denied her, the entire time pressing the buzzing tool directly against her pleasure center until finally she couldn't hold herself back anymore and exploded in orgasm against her bonds. And at the exact moment she disobeyed me by cumming without permission, I tazed her. The shock and pain was amplified by her complete surprise. This was not erotic. This was not in an Anne Rice novel or featured on a soft focus BDSM porn video. This was just pain, just. "Umm..." Samantha stuttered but then she grabbed Hannah's face and kissed her with a lot of passion and tongue.Hannah didn't back away, instead she kissed back and placed her hands on Samantha's hips.Without breaking up the kiss, Hannah slowly sat down on her bed as Samantha climbed on top of her. Hannah broke up the kiss and pulled off her blouse and so did Samantha. Samantha also took off her bra, making her boobs bounce onto Hannah's. They started making out again as Hannah squeezed.