“I would have rather stayed at my mothers , with my books” said Bella holding up her copy of the new testament. “now now, this is a fine Mansion....” “It isn’t a spec on my mothers House” Bella spat getting angry that Percy was trying to defend such a cruel woman as Narcissa Malfoy.“I know but…” “But nothing, the Woman is a heartless Bitch and I would rather live in a box” Percy shook her head. But dared not say anything else to anger Bella , but Bella was now raging and ready for a fight, it. “So one day I got an idea at 8:45pm I would go under her trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole I would pull it out and stick my p.nis in the hole.“So that night I did, and it was going great until someone knocked on the door and she tried to kick it under the oven!”An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were. I wasn’t sure how much PDA we could get away with around her friends, but to be fair, I was given a weird first impression of how much they could take when Morgan gave me a handjob in front of Taylor. “Ah, Quinn,” Mother commented as I practically danced into the kitchen. “You have fun with Morgan?”“I did!” I answered chipperly. “We went out with her friends and got food.”Mother stopped and looked at me. “What kind of food?”“Fast food,” Kevin’s voice rang from the living room. “McDonald’s,. ."I looked down, shuffling awkwardly, and waited; Duncan didn't reply. After a pregnant pause, I sighed."I'm sorry. It's not really the tradition here, I imagine; I shouldn't have asked. Don't wor-"Duncan cut me off, putting his hand on my shoulder. I glanced up to see him smiling broadly at me, eyes suspiciously bright. "I'm honoured you would ask me. I would love to."I grinned and hugged Duncan again, kissing his cheek as he harrumphed in embarrassment.The next two days were a bit of a blur..