I was scrolling through pictures and saw a few cute girls making sure to like their pictures in between. Just mind numbing fun really. Scroll…tap…...croll…double tap…repeat. Thoughts were rolling through my head as I was scrolling…“God, shes hot”“Mmm I didn’t know she had a rack like that on her”“Man the things I would do for one night with—”*ding*Awoken from my horny stupor, I received an email to my Freudian Club account. I recently took over the club this year, and I occasionally receive. Before disappearing towards another section, she turned back and gave me a look and was gone. I was sad… not only because I could not get any milk but also she aroused my feelings and vanished. Dejected I decided to return back home.As I drove my car by a near by housing colony, I saw her again. This time she was trying to take out her grocery bags from her car’s (Maruti800) dickey and as she picked up a heavy bag, the bag burst open, spilling the contents on the ground. I immediately braked,. I think that dancing helps keep us in better shape. One day when we were practicing dance, the Mistress interrupted the class and told me to report to Monica's salon room.When I arrived there I found Monica and Vicky working on a computer in the corner of the room. They were printing out some pictures off the internet. The pictures were of a beautiful actress from an old television show from the 1960's called "Gilligan's Island." In the show the actress played the role of "Ginger Grant" who was. Peter smiled, realizing he had fooledthem, 'Shades of Eltinge old boy', Peter thought, complimenting himselfwhile Claire went back to singing.Peter then sang his next part, trying his best to emulate Paul Robeson,"Oh, what boy wants a sweetheart, when he can have a girl who spreadsher legs apart. How can I preserve my honor, when he can get on her?It's a sin of this day we're in, that the baddest girl always wins."He almost failed to complete his part, as he saw how much Claire wasstruggling.