People have odd habits. Some eat boogers. I’ve known some men to jack off with slices of deli ham. I have even been privy to those odd characters th...t obsessively clean their hands or only step on certain color tiles as they walk through the mall. Let’s face it, we are ALL fucked up in some way. I glared at my brother, who settled into his familiar megalomania, feeling he’d won a battle of maturity. I can only explain his gratification by assuming he is jealous. Yes, that’s it. Jealous, because. Now his cock tip touches me, I can feel a slow pressure build as the head of his pulsing cock finds the spot that will slowly release the sphincter and allow penetration. OMG, I’m about to be penetrated by the real thing, a real man’s cock in my ass. I have sooo longed for this to happen and the moment is here. So while Peekin is shoving down my throat, Quiet has just managed the head of his cock to open me and begin to enter my ass. I have to take a personal second to feel and appreciate this. She cracked open the packet, slowly revealing what she had been waiting for: that physical proof that she was finally a graduate and an adult. But even in her excitement, as she looked at the embossed lettering of her name on her diploma, something caught her eye on the box underneath it.Her name. Again. But she had no idea what it was, or where it had come from. And after all that waiting, after all the thrill of her official paperwork, the moment of satisfaction paled in the curious wonder of. & I was pissed, I mean I was mad, & being that because for one thing to think that I myself had taken that being of the time out of my fairly busy schedule to establish an appointment to have that being of the necessary repairs done, & only for a rather mere incompetent worker being of the same of the said in question, &/or likewise being of the aforementioned, previous, or prior mentioned who are like a dime a dozen, & as they would think to comply with that being of the new tradition being of.