.. my ass?"Too flabbergasted and confused by the moment to speak, I just nodded. Hope filled me like it never had before."Then I want you to help me. ...f Doyle needs me to have anal sex, then I will. With you," she said, and then she spilled out the contents of her bag onto my coffee table. There was a tube of lubricant and three strangely shaped black rubber cones, each larger than the last."What are those?" Butt plugs. Doyle would eat his heart out if he knew the things you're going to do to. " Yes there is. Tell me."Sharon's eyes searched his face and found nothing but love and concern. "Poor little Tig!" she cried bursting into tears. "Louise told me about Edinburgh and then Neil filled me in on the rest. It shouldn't happen to such a sweet girl," she howled. "And poor darling Deborah! Oh God, you must be going through hell, my darling man." She continued to sob into Richard's shoulder."Sharon, darling, did they speak to you?" No-o-o, so I couldn't warn you. Why didn't they speak. Then, the display said, “Stabilizing burn,” and the package above me flared to life. A trio of small thrusters burned for a few seconds, and my tiny conveyance stopped rotating. I looked around as best I could, and noted that I was facing retrograde in orbit. The planet turned below me, receding away as I raced along. The debris cloud was reduced to a series of sparkling flashes in the distance as sunlight reflected off the particles. I resolutely tore my eyes away, and focused on my own. He honestly hadn't meant to offend! "Please forgive me?" Eying him ruefully for a few moments more, Ryo-chan finally sighed."Ok," She told him, fingers fluttering like wings. "I guess I understand." Wow!" Hero replied, utterly relived. And secretly astonished, thinking he would have knelt at her perfect feet just then. Anything to take that frown away! What was this spell she had cast upon him?"You really like him that much?" He added wonderingly."Uh huh." She signed, nodding for emphasis..