I blew my whistle to summon Granny Eltman. She was as enthralled by the caverns as the rest of us were. She pronounced it perfect as a place to shelte... from the malevolent wizards. I did say that I wondered how we would get enough light into the cave without quickly denuding the surrounding forest. Her answer was, "Let me fix that problem with a housewarming gift. It is one that you can use immediately." She mumbled something that I did not understand and pointed her finger toward the ceiling.. All caused by Joe’s oral skills. Holy shit on a shingle batman! I lay there, trying to catch my breath and process in my mind what had just happened. Oh the hell with it. I’m just going to enjoy it and stop thinking anything at all. Joe, too, was breathing heavily. I smiled: it was nice to know I was not the only one affected. Breathing under control, I glanced at the bedside clock - 7:30am. Crap! I had a 9:00 meet-and-greet but first an 8:45 meeting with our New York affiliate. I needed to. She was quite attractive.The money was gathered up, presented to her, and she got out from behind the bar. Now Janet was a real good-looking woman. She had on a tight black T-shirt with the bar’s name printed on it in white, a tight pair of blue jeans, and a pair of cowboy boots. She was dressed for line dancing. Her brown hair was flowing free down around her shoulders. She had a handful of quarters and walked over to the jukebox. She fed all of the quarters into the machine and started. That look of puzzlement turned to shock turned to puzzlement again before she turned to Benny and asked him what the fuck I was doing. Benny laughed and just told her that I just wanted to play dress-ups and who was he to argue. Rose came stomping over to where I stood frozen in place and looked me up and down before asking me what I was doing. I couldn’t find the words to explain what exactly was going on because I was too embarrassed to tell her the truth. I thought about lying but I knew.