’ The words were a harsh whisper. Plane, train, and show tickets lingered in the box, along with tags and pictures drawn on menus, placemats, napkin..., and any other scrap Ted had gotten his hands on over the years of their friendship. Pictures of her and all the boys were disorganized and scattered between the pages. The handwriting of a sea of friends come and gone on notebook papers passed inbetween and during classes. Her first driver’s license. Sobs overtook her as she curled up in a ball. That was also the time that our lovely Dakota came into our lives, who without her I would be in over my head running this company.The drive felt quick as we pulled into the courtyard of the Jaxson mansion. I remember looking at other mansions the last time and comments being made about their house only being of ‘average’ size and not huge like some of the mansions of Gates, Jobs, or several others.Before each of the ladies stepped out of the car, each one, in turn, kissed me. Tina’s kiss was. She was so thick I knew it would be hard, but as she continued to push I was surprised by how much it hurt. She withdrew a little bit and then pushed again, working our improvised saliva lube to make it smoother. As she pushed in again I knew my ass was stretched to its max. I stared up at her, gasping for air a little bit. She was intensely concentrating on my ass and didn’t notice me looking at her. Again she withdrew and then pushed again. This time didn’t hurt as much, but I knew I was. ..nothing. Then my wife's friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth....still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife's friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn't get the lid off of the specimen cup.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling.