You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" Continental?" exclaimed t...e hairdresser."That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste." Don't go any further. I know that place.Everybody thinks it's going to be something special and exclusive,. You’re not going to tell me you’re gay or something are you?’ She was searching for some explanation and when she came on the gay idea it really scared her. I had to laugh just a bit. ‘No Mac, I promise, I’m not gay. It’s a whole lot stranger than that. Let me try something with you and maybe it’ll help you understand.’ I looked into her most recent memories and discovered what I was looking for. ‘Mac, you came here tonight hoping we would finally have a chance to make love.’ Hearing this, she. With my resolve to keep my secret hiddenfrom her gone, I started my story."Okay Jen, no more hiding and no more secrets, that's what you wantedright?" she just nodded so I continued. "First off I'm going to tell youthat you probably won't believe me, hell I barely believe this myself andI'm the one its happening to. I'm not who you think I am, I mean, notwhat you think I am." With me already messing this up she felt my armtense up in frustration."Robbie just take it easy okay, I'm here and. ..” she fumbled. “See beta, I know how young boys like you feel ... she is an attractive woman ... and you are a young man ... I know that...” she faltered again. “Oh beta, are you upset because of what I am saying?” she asked me in a pleading voice.“Oh no aunty ... please tell me ... who else will I trust other than you aunty?” I said in an earnest voice, squeezing her hand in return.“Beta, I know that you have your ... oh how do I say this...” she said, shaking her head. “I know that you have.