His mouth engulfed my right nipple. I yelled at him to get off me but he pushed me into a chair. I guess that I was in shock as I did not get up and t...y to run as he stood in front of me and pulled his cock out of his pants. I shouted for him to get away but he moved forward and put it right in my face. Ive got a better cock than my son. It was better. His was probably a little over seven inches and thick with a strong downward curve. Tims was slightly under six inches and pretty thin and. .. Budgie says “I had to remove my jacket for that one but, I’m a Glasgow Budgie and I’m as hard as nails!”A man walked into a pub with a full grown alligator. Everyone stared.The man said when he had everyones attention - “I will put my organ into the alligators jaws if someone will buy me a drink.Very quickly a free bottle of drink with the top off was thrust into his hand and his bluff was called.Calmly the man unzipped and did as he promised - the alligator snapped its jaws shut with an. As we I was driving towards her house I started to ask her about her pregnancy and how things were in general. I then brought up the fact that it wasn't her husband baby and what she was planning on doing. Aunty Tania began crying and said “It was a mistake we should have used condoms; I don't know what to do! let's just hope the baby doesn't look too much like you’Me: “Relax, don't stress over it, let things play out, if need be ill father all your c***dren that way no one will be able to tell. * The next day the Polish girl walked through the door of the Old Bailey, accompanied by the Interpreter and her Case Worker, her bag clutched to her chest. As they approached the electronic metal detector she had to walk through, she pretended to faint and was helped to a chair at the side of the area, whilst people scurried about to get her a glass of water. Giving her bag to the Case Worker who had already passed through the metal detector, she let everyone fuss over her until she felt it.