"Well I want to get back home to finish my laundry today." "I understand," she said with a frown. "Well, it shouldn't take long for me to take my clot...es off the line." "Oh you live in a house? I would love to own my own house. I live in an apartment." Yes I've had this place for less than a year and I love it." Oh I would love to see it sometime," she said. I suggested that we exchange numbers and keep in contact. After exchanging numbers we parted ways.Later that afternoon, around 6:30 pm,. Through the door I could hear the hideous cackling of chav women as the audience started to arrive, and I velcro'd on my bow tie with shaking fingers. The roll of football socks (my substitute dick) were secured over my penis and balls with elastic bands, so even if one of these hags managed to tear down my Speedo's I would still not be exposed.There was a knock on the door an Maureen poked her head around the door: "We're ready for you, love." She told me, her eyes straying down to my padded. Manjula is my favourite name and hence I use it in my stories.Well though 52, I am always for women and I love to have women friends. I am going to share with you, an experience which I had in a train, during my travel from Chennai to Lucknow. I had been assigned a special duty by my office and had to travel urgently. I could secure only a first class (not an A/c coach) but that turned out to be a fantastic one for me. My ticket was in waiting list and was confirmed by an emergency quota. It appears the president’s daughter may have been the principal target of the assassination attempt rather than the president himself, but the motive for targeting the daughter is not yet known.Documents found on the second gunman’s body led police and the Secret Service to an empty middle school classroom used by Southern Tradition, where materials indicated a carefully planned attempt to endanger the president and his family. In addition, police sources say there is evidence members of the.