"You need to learn your lesson," he said sternly.With one swoop, he pulled her face-down across his lap. She struggled to get up and he held her down...."Stay put," he ordered.He lifted her skirt exposing her soft, round bottom. She had a very spankable bottom."What are you doing?" she shrieked, struggling again to get up."You disobeyed me, so now you will get a spanking!"He brought his hand down hard on her right cheek with a Smack Smack Smack. She wriggled to sit back up and his strong hand. What is 6.9?A great thing, ruined by a period.Then there was the couple who went to group therapy. The therapist said, “You all should know what your wife’s favorite flower is.” The husband leaned over to his wife and whispered, “Pillsbury, isn’t it?”A cop arrested a speeder and brought him to the lockup.The driver said, “But...”The cop said, “Don’t talk to me, talk to the chief when he gets in.”The driver says, “But I...”The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”5 hours later,. On one weekend my dad was in the hall reading the newspaper while my mom was cooking. I took a shower and entered my room. I locked the door but my room door lock developed a technical snag recently. Though I locked it, the door was still open. Not realizing that I removed my towel. I went near my window to close it.But I saw a girl with huge cleavage on the road. She was standing exactly below my room and no one else could see me naked since a huge tree blocked my window. I couldn’t control. So, I pretended that she was asleep and fucked her for a good twenty minutes before shooting off.“Mmm. You’re cumming! It feels so nice,” she said without opening her eyes. I think she’d been pretending to be asleep.When I finished, I rolled over and pulled Alison on top of me. Her long hair fell down along my arm as she laid her head on my shoulder.After a few minutes, she said, "If you don't spend the night with me, I'll be really upset."“Wild horses couldn’t make me leave you.”“Mmm. That’s.