”I’d never been in the house; the previous owners hadn’t been that friendly, so I was taken aback when I saw the huge entry way with two spiral ...taircases going upstairs and a mind-boggling glass chandelier suspended from the ceiling. This place was straight out of a Hollywood movie. It made our house seem like a guest cottage in comparison.As soon as we walked into what I would have guessed to be the living room I realized that this party was different than any other I’d ever attended. Smoke. Then we had to get back to the game. I couldn't concentrate at all and fucked up my next shot but eventually got out to the fairway and we continued to play the hole. We maintained a casual conversation with each other and our playing partners but there was only one thing on my mind - and his. Other opportunities for secluded fondling came along as we continued our round. A few holes later, we touched each other again and discussed quitting the game and going to his house. He said that his wife. As I turned to walk back downstairs to my naked friends, my eyes were zapped by the lights in the kitchen flicking on. Once I had taken a moment to adjust, I was shocked to notice that one of the gang who had retired early had happened to walk into the kitchen. Standing next to the light switch was a petite little brunette with bob cut hair, dressed in a sleep shirt. LIke me, she was squinting and shocked by the unexpected sight of my inspired passion. Because of the beers in my arms, I. " - Walter Kerr* "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill* "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow* "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." -William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).* "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas* "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved.