" I fell into bed without even showering the sweat off, tasting the spunk Damien had filled my pussy with. He was coming to me tomorrow night. He woul... drink my blood.I awoke the next morning still filled with anticipation of being with him. I staggered down to the pool, naked, and swam several laps. As I was coming out of the water. Bobby burst through the back door in his speedo, and when he saw me, ripped it off and strode toward me with his cock at the ready. I laughed and knelt to swallow. On the odd occasions when I was exposed to anything like porn – lads at school with photos or mags maybe – I avoided looking at it and always thought it was some weird stuff made up, and that was why the lads all laughed when they were going through it. It wasn’t until the late 80s, when I would have been in my 40s, that I was exposed to a sight in one of my dirty bookshops. VHS tapes were around then and I gather that that’s how people got porno tapes back then. A tape was playing in this shop. Diving like a kid onto the bed, he lay on his back and asked whoever was going to fuck him first had best put their cock in his mouth to get it hard. The invitation was unexpected and totally out of character for him. As it was I didn't hesitate to give it a second thought and before anyone else, I scrambled onto his chest with my hands on the headboard supporting myself and fed him my cock. Not one second later I was hard. I was excited by the thought of actually fucking the colonel, the. * My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."* The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries.* A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" The man says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"* I was explaining to my.