.. I locked the door.[Zack's perspective]Zack: History is like, so important, why? because it's a story and I know a lot about stories.Student: Can yo... tell us about Europe?Zack: Yup, it rhymes with syrup. Next!Student: Can you tell us about European history?Zack: I can do even better guys. I would like for you to meet my husband Casper.(Door opens)(College student gasp)Zack: What? James, what are you doing here?James(Casper's Ex): Oh, Casper couldn't make it so the school called me. I never consciously missed him. How could I? I never even knew him. I don’t think I ever wanted a father or recognized that it was a missing component in my life. Subconsciously, that’s another matter. When I was a teenager, Mom bought this really old house in Portland, Maine. It was over 200 years old and sat at the top of Munjoy Hill on the Eastern part of the city. It overlooked the bay and the old fort that resided out in the middle of the bay. It looked like a plain old house. Laurel had told him that they were going to stay a while at Lady Joan's. Revanche had thought "well fine be that way and don't come see us" but he didn't say it to Laurel.Revanche laughed at Grif his friend from the elf village as he hopped from rock to rock across the stream, Grif grinned back "have you seen the new apprentice Mar and Marti'en have? it's a she and real pretty, I went over there yesterday on an errand and met her." Revanche ohhh'd saying he hadn't known Mar was getting an. I’m here with Jack and the boys. We just saw an awesome movie. Want me to tell you about it?”“No, not really. We have to go. Come on Dad we’re up next.”I grabbed Randy’s arm and we made our way to the front of the line.“Okay see ya! I'll text you.”“Please don’t.” I mouthed under my breath. Randy and I each ordered large popcorns and sodas. Our go to movie snacks.“Hey, I have a question,” Randy said.“Whats up?”“Who was that?”“Conor my ex. You don’t remember him?”“Not at all. Was he ever at the.