‘Gerrald, dear,’ said a near-sighted seventy year old as she patted my hand, ‘my husband Stan is a bit of a wine connoisseur. He sent the waiter...back to return with a better vintage.’ Stan added his two cents. ‘One of the benefits of age is the knowledge and experience you gather. But looking at you, sir, I think you understand that very well.’ I nodded pleasantly at him, indicating agreement. I thought that this cruise might have more subtle pleasures to savour as it appeared increasingly. Not just about Codi, but about my parents and their rants. My mum and dad are nagging me constantly, to do better. They were especially furious with my science test, but to be honest, a low B is good, right? But NOOOOO, to my parents, I had to get A* or A. Seriously, what the fuck?Arriving at the gates slightly after the bell rang; I raced to my English class, trying not to think about how Lucy will not be there. With a hurried apology to the teacher, I went to my seat, getting my books out,. She continued to suck on the bulbous glistening head for a few seconds before dropping him from her mouth. After checking she had it the right way round, she placed the condom at the tip of the head and attempted to roll it over it. Unfortunately, the bulbous girth made it impossible."Open it wide with your fingers; then put it over." Leo suggested.D stretched the condom wide and placed right over the head before releasing it; then she rolled it down as far as she could, but it rolled back down. My favorite has long since been retired though, I was always an Underdog fan! And the parade ending with Santa and his reindeer never fails to put me into my Christmas gear. But the most exciting thing for me is Thursday football from both the NCAA and the NFL. Turkey day means we get to watch Madden give out his famous turducken leg to the games best player. I don’t know why I was drawn to the NFL, or even how I became an NFL addict. If you ask my parents they will probably tell you the same.