The front door leads into a hall with double doorsinto the reception. At the end of the hall a passage leads to seconddoor which opens to the kitchen...and a flight of stairs up to the bedroomsand a door to the granny flat. The reception room has full width Frenchwindows into the garden and the kitchen has two long windows..." Paul, you sound like an estate agent, why the sales pitch?" Because my beloved, Helen's flat is under offer and this is up for saleand has been so for nearly a year with. Desiree was beginning to feel all sorts of weird sensations as hernipples tingled. They poked out of her vertically striped shirt and soonmounds of fat pushed against them tearing at her shoulder seems. Hershirt split and slid to the floor.Desiree was no longer the boyish little girl but a voluptuous brunettewith porn star endowments. Her massive curvy body beckoned to Gilbert ashe ran towards her. Desiree was lifted onto the ground and laid on adirty pile of clothes. He began to lick,. What's that mean?It means they cut the skin off at the end.'How old were you when it was cut off?'My mum said I was two days old.'Did it hurt?You bet it hurt. I couldn't walk for a year, 'This one is compliments of John & Beryl:FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC...Woman:Do you drink beer?Man: YesWoman:How many beers a day?Man:Usually about 3 draft Bock beersWoman:How much do you pay per Draft Bock beer?Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary!)Woman:And how long have you been. "Sorry I'm late, Mr Lomax – Andy, the owner – has had to go into town for something urgent. He asked me to come along and meet you in his place. I'm Linda – Linda Whittaker – and I'm sort of his PA / dogsbody ... but hopefully I can help, anyway."I was amused by the self-deprecation in the way she put that, and liked what I saw, too ... she had a refreshingly genuine smile, seemed eager to please ... well, working for Andy must be quite a challenge, I'd have thought ... especially for a woman.