..”“He’s a freaking clown! And YOU voted for him!”“Yeah, I voted for the guy that has reduced unemployment by ten percent, began to dig into...the unfair trade practices that are costing us trillions a year and who cares about protecting our borders. What’d your guy do?”“I can buy me an authentic Cuban cigar now!”“Exactly! Yippee,” Theo pantomimed twirling a spinner over his head in celebration. “You don’t even smoke cigars but I get your point, Jim. Eight years in office and you could if you. I swear I will not try to take advantage of you.’ She glared at me and I held my breath, waiting for her next move. Her face softened and a smile slowly played across her lips. Without breaking eye contact, she began to swivel her hips and wriggle out of her jeans. Her eyes dared me to look down. I didn’t give in. Mace turned and bent down to go below deck, giving me a brief flash of a thong clad ass. ‘Damn, that’s not fair. Not after I promised to not make the moves on her,’ I thought to. ‘I guess you were right, Denise. There does seem to be something there.’ ‘Oh Eddie, you should see the scowl she’s giving me right now. You better back away.’ I backed away and tried to lose myself in the music. If I’m in the right mood, I can be a really good dancer. The song ended. All four of us were standing relatively close together. — Denise said loudly, ‘I need a break, Eddie. I’m headed to the loo. Maybe you can dance with these two?’ The blonde looked stunned. She turned to me. Her name was JamieHunt and I noticed that DMV had screwed up her license and listed heras a man. Nothing came back on her so it was time to let her go. I gaveher all her stuff back told her to slow down and pointed out themistake on her license. She told me, "Oh that's so sweet of you to saybut I can't change it yet." I had no idea what that meant but I let hergo and forgot all about her.About a week later I was on my way home from work still in my uniformwhen I see that same silver BMW on the.