”Em had been surprised about almost everything from their first hookup. But most of all she had been surprised at how turned on she was every time s...e thought about it. And she caught herself thinking about it often. In a fit of late night shopping, she found herself buying restraints and a small paddle while thinking of Andy. The restraints were already attached to the bed. She had wanted to text him for a while and today felt like the perfect time.Em jumped in the shower to shave and clean. She thought she might prefer the alternative that Mimi and Jacqueline engaged in, alone.When Joan had been kept up all night, in the morning she was ashamed and embarrassed that the girls knew what she had been doing; she was also proud and delighted that they knew she was such a “horny bitch” (Joan had overheard one of them say that, was disgusted to be called a bitch, and pleased to be called horny).“Hi Mimi, is it me or Jacqueline that you are looking for?”“It’s Jacqui, actually. We’re going. Agar koi galti ho to maaf kar dena….Mera naam alinavaj hai aur me bhavnagar gujrat ka rehne wala hu.Ye meri iss par pehli story hai. Ye baat november 2013 ki hai jab me office ke kaam se baroda ja raha tha tab bus me zyada bhid nahi thi. To me ek windows seat par ja kar baith gaye.Fir thodi der ke baad me eaha pat ek sexy si bhabhi aayi aur aakar mere bagal wali seat par baith gayi. Wo green saree me thi.Kya bomb lag rahi thi? Me to usko dekhte hi dang reh gaya…Uska figure hoga 32.30.34 aur. " What should I do?" asked Lisa."We need to make your existence known, so the feds can't steal you away in secret. The first step is for you to get as many girls pregnant as possible." How about a press conference?" asked Principal Archer."Do you really want Lisa's picture, with her sporting an erection plastered all over the web?" I guess not," she muttered."I do have a contact in the scientific journalist community. I will contact her and have her come in and do an interview. She will know.