What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?Chicken sees a salad.My boss has announced he’ll sack the employee with worst posture. I’ve a hunch ...t’ll be me.As a kid I was made to walk the plank.We couldn’t afford a dog.From a Friend of J & G.JokesRecession beater. Wife says to husband “If you start riding that new bicycle I bought for you to work, we can get rid of the second car”. He replies “If you take it up the arse and let me cum on your face, we can get rid of the nanny!”We discussed. He gently placed his hands on her shoulders."Baby, the only way I was able to get up the courage to tell you about it was by coming here. I wanted so much to share this with you before, but I was afraid to say anything because I couldn't stand to lose you."But after the Orientation, and what Sara did, I realized that if these people could be so open and trusting in front of complete strangers, so could I. Most of all, they gave me the courage to tell you." Y-y-you don't understand," sobbed. Shriya knew her parents would be back in sometime so she didn’t wait for the guy to proceed, she pulled off his t shirt and slid her hands into his red track pants he proudly owned, it wasn’t hard for her to locate his erect cock and now she was playing with it. Meanwhile Chirag gained pace and moved his hands in the black kurti from behind; to his surprise Shriya wasn’t wearing any bra since she changed. It was time for Shriya’s kurti to move out of the scene, he pulled it out and she. What felt like an hour was probably only a second as I crossed the threshold into her home, time standing still as this tiny goddess let me by her. "I'm sorry, I was getting dinner ready and time flew by! I'll be only 5 minutes.", she said as she closed the front door, turned and left the room, pausing at her bedroom doorway. "If you can find some glasses, would you like to open that bottle?" She asked, and I could swear there was a gleam in her eye. I told her yes, and she slid into the.