Okay?And tuna ... not canned ... tuna ... from the natural foods supermarket all the way across town. We've worn out ... Alright already!Wendy wore ou... two blenders in two weeks! One in three days and a brand new one in 11. Now we ... Wendy ... has a Vitamix. Cost the earth but it's metal and glass. The old ones were plastic and left pieces of plastic in the kitten food during self-destruction.The resentment of nine kittens when Wendy noticed the plastic gook and snatched the food away ... oh. I only have them because Stacy works at a sex toy shop, has too much money, and deeply believes in conversion. She wants me out of that sad 0.1% and if it’s the last thing she ever does in life.Personally, I just want orgasms. I like those. A lot.Which is why hope dies last.“The dishes and the bathroom,” I say, and Stacy gives an excited little squeak and a double high five to seal the deal.“Fuck yes, girl! You will not regret it. This one is real special.”I have a feeling I will regret it, but. Then taking the soft Japanese bondage rope he tied it around her waist and round the back of the chair before then tying her legs open to each side of the chair. Taking Andrea's vibrator he eased it halfway into her already wet cunt, marvelling at the tenting effect the base of the vibrator had on her panties. Taking hold of the wired remote for the vibe he turned it quarter turn on and watched as her breathing shortened, just then sliding his hand inside the dressing gown his fingers located. She knew Maria was or would be my little whore soon. Maria did not notice the attention as she looked over all her purchases.Driving home we stopped at Outback Steak House for dinner. Maria loved her steak and raved over the meal and it hit me, to her simple tastes this was fine dinning. "I can cook" she said in a low voice, "we can stay home for dinner tomorrow" said with a smile.As I drove home I could not take my eye's off Maria. Her legs were perfect and looked so smooth. Maria was a little.