. “My husband, Davy, thinks he’s the funniest man in the world ... Always having a laugh, making jokes, being stupid ... He’s always making joke... and I’m usually the butt of ‘em ... The only time he doesn’t joke, is during sex ... And the sex is good, because, to be honest, he’s hung like a horse ... His mates are all the same as him, everything’s a joke ... And they all know he’s got a big cock, because they all shower together after rugby ... So, for his stag night they bought him one of. This one had been returned bythe couple that had bought it after using it for a season and findingthat RVing was not the way of life for them. It took a bit of hasslegetting the bank in Toronto to wire the money up to Sault, but oncethe dealer had the cash, we had the boat." Boat? Like a tug?" River teased. "Are you going to be taking everyonein the band for rides in this like you did in your car?" Mom wants the car," Marilyn said. "She drove it back from Sault whilewe came in this. Shelly and. I, like a lot of guys who cycle had shaved, rather waxed out my sac and crack and I had shaved off my pubes for good measure as they tend t poke out of your cycle shorts and it looks fucking weird! It was great my cock and ball sac were relaxing and enjoying the freedom after being held hostage by my lycra cycle shorts, they were sweaty and felt warm and soft. I lay there for a bit and just fancied a bit of a walk around naked to enjoy the sun and air. I was pretty sure that no one was around. . at least not yet."Shana felt desperately uncomfortable, feeling the steely knifepoint so close to her privates, but at the same time, and for reasens not entirely unknown to her, it really turned her on.He left the knife sticking out of her thighs, then leaned forward and kissed her right nipple. Shana closed her eyes, she arched her body, practically having a seizure under his touch. His tongue darted in and out as he applied loving torments to both of her breasts. She felt a manicured.