"Don and Frank turned as red as Shelly, and the lovely divorcee moaned. "Oh, God, I'm sorry! You must think I'm a terrible bitch. But really, I don't ...ant to wreck your marriages. All I want is a man." I figured as much," Joan said gently, "and I might just have a man for you. My brother Jim is coming to visit in a few days. He's divorced, and he's just the right age for you. I know he'd go for you, so I'll invite you over a lot while he's here."Oh, Joan, you're wonderful," Shelly cried,. Lou Anne claims to have a husband who lives up north, temporarily, at his high paying job while she stays here in their future retirement home, working part time jobs, and taking care of the place. She has become a friend of the family, nearly an aunt to our kids. There was only one problem; her daughter is part succubus.Not long after we moved in, I was mowing the yard and saw a small green Scion pull up in the neighbors driveway. Out came our neighbor in a cloud of barking dogs and ecstatic. But it was something like, themore rich I get the better chance women haveat enslaving men... Anyways the story goesas follows.I met Sharon Stone, after a Red CarpetAwards Show, and we talked, and itbecame very clear, that she was extremelysexist towards men, and the whole point ofmy little adventure, was to pay her back forbeing so sexist to men, so I acted as if I wereinterested in her sexually, to turn her onto me.And so the both of us went to her guestmansion, I didn't know the. "Nobody said anything. Mel grinned."But for you two, I'll make it fifty for thirty in the Thunderbird Motel."And its dirty sheets. And their dismal, disgusted looks.Kayla stepped away from me. "Oh Amber, why?"Tyler shook his head. "This is too fucked up for words."Mel stepped over and took my hand. "Whaddaya say? No? Alright then, amscray, you're blocking paying customers." Amber, you don't have to do this," Kayla said. "She can't make you." Ha! Turns out I can. Come on, Amber, let's head down.