The tri-tone sounded. It was Leslie, “Half an hour behind. See you at noon.” Damn. I had a meeting at 12:30. I wanted to postpone, but my wet pan...ies dictated otherwise. Ugh, noon... It would have to be a quickie. 12:02 We had thirty minutes for our “flunch” break and my condominium was ten minutes away from the job. There was no way we would make it. Damn, the math was not in favor of relieving my horny loins in the comfort of my home. So, we compromised and made a two-minute trip to the. ’One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, ‘Do you think he means her first, second or third husband? ‘ The friend replied, ‘ I think he means her legs.”There was this man who went to the hospital every Monday morning, and every Monday he would see the same Blond woman on the elevator. One Monday he decided to strike up a conversation with the young blond and asks “So why are you here every Monday?” to which she replies “I go to the third floor to give blood. They pay me $10.00,. Bhabhi ko kuch rahat mili aur unhone kamar hilani shuru kar dii.Bhabhi mujhse bole, “Nil shuru karo, chodo mujhe. Lelo maza jawanee ka mere rajjjja,” aur apni gand hilane lagee. Mai tahra anaaree. Samajh nahe paya ki kaise shuru karun. Pahale apni kamar upar kiya to lund choot se bahar a gaya. Phir jab neeche kiya to theek nishane par nahee baitha aur bhabhi ki choot ko ragarta hua neeche phisal gaya… Bhabhi lumbee sans leti hue boli maine lund choot ke munh par rakha aur jor se dhaka lagaya.. There were some family photos hanging on the wall. One photo was specific. It was of her in a white overcoat and it said, “Dr. Pallavi – Best doctor award 2015”.She came out from the kitchen with 2 glasses of orange juice and handed me one. I sipped some juice silently. She sat opposite to me. She broke the silence and said awkwardly.She: Please don’t take it seriously. The bus thing was a mistake.Me: Then why are you wearing my t-shirt?She didn’t answer. I knew she wanted another round with.