” St. Peter looks perplexed. “Who?” he says. “Sara Pipalini” replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says “I’m sorry but that nam... just doesn’t ring a bell.” The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says “No Sister, this says ‘Sahara Pipeline laid by 2000 men in 3 months’”✧ ✧ ✧Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.. "Pulling hard on the laces Mistress made the ends of the corset meet,closing the gap; she closed the zip that covered the laces makingimpossible to undo them and buckled the belt around the waist. Sissy'shead was spinning when she heard the double *click* of the locks sealingthem."Deportment is essential," Mistress lectured locking the posture collarthat kept sissy's head high and immobile *click*."Strive to move gracefully while doing your chores. *click click* thechain connecting the wrist. After a few minutes i got the guy to stand up. I reached over undid his belt and pulled out his cock from his trousers. I aint gay, but I have to say it was pretty impressive, about 7" I would say, thick and already wet with pre cum. So here we were with a mid fifties Spaniard about to fuck my wife and my cock was throbbing. He positioned his cock at her pussy and started rubbing it up and down her slit. He was just about to push it in when my wifes legs clamped shut. Call it weird to get cold. That afternoon we spent almost two hours in about 5 different position fucking she said she had at least 25 orgasm we then stopped cleaned up and she looked at me said wait a minute you mark never cummed not in me or on me she then dropped to her knees and begin deep throating me sucking faster and harder than anyone ever had I was getting close when heard door open and Dan yelled down stairs said he was going to store get some beer did she need anything she took my dick out her mouth and said.