And again. Deep in my mind I knew I had to have her. In some way shape or form.You know, even to this day I had no idea if she was married, divorced, ...traight, bi, a full fledged lesbian or even a man dressed in drag. And to be totally honest? I don't ever want to know. Especially if she was a man in woman's clothing. But that could have been fun too.It was a day in April, just after midterms but before our Easter holiday, when my life changed forever. The Aerodynamic TA's were handing back our. He can’t even talk to me about sex. Your dad is so well educated but so narrow minded. It is well passed time that someone talked to you about the birds and the bees,” mom said as she pulled the car into our driveway. Then as she stopped the car before driving it into the garage she asked, “Do you want to pull the car into the garage or do you need to take care of peter and his friends?” I was about to jump out of the car and run when she said, “I’m sorry Timmy, I should not have ask you. OK?? The girl we've decided to invite tonight is Penelope, or as you all know her, Penny. All I can tell you is follow the lead that I and my friend Beth give you and just have fun. I think you're gonna really have a hot wet time tonight and I'm sure Penny is going to have an experience like she's never had before. Any questions? If not, I'll go get Penny who's been resting back in my bedroom and we'll start."Janet walked out of the room and down the hall where Penny was lying on top of her. Her chin could be compared to that of a female Tyson. Judging by the heft of her she would have been a match for Mike, in or out of the ring.She stuck out her hand and shook mine, vigorously."Hello, Mister Desmond, I'm Philomena Quinn, Miss Walsh's PA." Her voice, although well-educated, held an echo of the dulcet tones of an Ulster accent."What's a kid like Jenny Walsh doing with a PA?" I said, slightly bemused, and intimidated, by her appearance.She smiled, turning an ugly duckling if not.