It took some talking, but I eventually got it all across to her, I had owned one previously, but that is another story.Linda asked what I did to get a...oused, as you can tell she was getting more comfortable in my presence, I said I used the Internet. This generated another long explanation but eventually I asked if she had a personal laptop? It took a few minuets to get her set up with a porn site, and to show her how to navigate. I was getting excited, and I could tell she was also, so I told. I was on the edge of my seat reading about it.”“What are you doing your report on?”Sean leaned over and, in the conspiratorial tone of voice that one might use when passing along a hot stock tip, said, “Sea Cucumbers.”“You find sea cucumbers exciting?” Ms. Bird asked wondering what Sean considered boring.“Definitely,” Sean said.“They aren’t noted for doing much of anything,” Ms. Bird said trying to remember what she could of them. She remembered that they were of the starfish family, but. ‘I know you will, little one’ (He’d called her ‘little’!) Though she knew it had to be a joke, the words gave her strength; she arched her chest towards him as he stepped back to get the proper range. The first stroke landed across her belly, eliciting a ‘whuff’ from her; more of shock than pain- and then he began a slow forehand-backhand working up her left leg, then her right- then more steady, even strokes that tickled/stung across her belly, the tempo and the force increasing- and then he. Two sets of typing hands leave the keyboard and rise as fists, high into the air, at the same time that both angrily yell out to anyone who will hear..."Curse you Raven, may the SRU Wizard enter you into the beauty contest you made up -- AND MAY YOU LOOSE!!!"Furious typing ensues as Caleb and Eric write up a story about the impeachable Raven. Meanwhile, the mighty pens of the Raven transform into earrings and the printed out pages of his story for the contest wrap around him and form an.