I was just happy to be sitting next to her and being the object of her attention. She could’ve been waxing lyrical in ancient Sanskrit for all I car...d, just as long as she was directing it at me and not at all the other guys in the pub whose eyes, green with envy no doubt, I could feel burning into me. Then again… On reflection maybe they were not envious eyes at all. Maybe they were just keen to know what a man who is being seriously stupid looks like.We’d been chatting away for about an hour. Iwent back to Rachel's room and started admiring myself in her mirror. Iunbuttoned the dress all the way down, and stood there flashing myselfthe lingerie I was wearing and getting more turned on by the minute, so Istarted rubbing my dick.Suddenly I heard Bob's voice behind me say, "I couldn't stand the crowdeither, but I didn't expect to see your car when I got here." Shit shitshit shit. That'll kill a hard on quick. I started to stammer an excuse,but Bob just said, were you about to jackoff. He sighed, then farted loudly and stared down at his fat coarsely hairy belly, where it stuck out from the hem of his dirty, grey T-shirt. Once when he was younger, his belly had been rock hard, but that had been a lot of years ago. Too much booze and too much junk food.But he no longer cared about his figure. He stroked the stubble of wiry beard along his jaw. He would be perfectly happy to set here in the goddamned cemetery for the rest of his life if...if only he had enough whiskey to keep a. Phir maine unhe aaine ke samne khada kar diiya, aur unhe pehnane laga. Jab mai unhe pehna raha tha to mere land unki gand ko choo raha tha, mera land to mano jaise bamboo ki tarah tan gaya ho. Fir shayad unhe v maja aa rha tha, unhone mujhe kaha kit um thoda aur paas aa jao na, iske bad to mai jaise charge ho gaya,Maine himmat karke apne aap ko unse chipka liya, aur unke mooh se garm sasein chalne lagi, aur wo achanka keh baithi “uffff”, to maine poocha ki kya hua saloni, to unhone kaha ki.