" You have been helping the infidels to desecrate our temple to our ancestors! You have helped them to invade our sacred place. It will take us months...to purify the holy sanctum!" Oh, please, neither they nor I understood the problem. We thought you were bandits who were trying to kill us so that you could steal our belongings. We had no idea that you held the ancient structure to be sacred. The people we were protecting were trying to understand and preserve the structure and the beautiful. What about the line of peoplein work? On the same scale it'd go three-quarters of the way round theglobe." Did you sit and work that out?" asks Dave."No, it was a mate of ours up in Manchester," says Eamonn."Bob Nobbs," nods his brother.Sinead and Niamh start giggling, and I can't help joining in."Is that his real name?" wonders Kerrie, nibbling at a spicy pastry I'velearned is called a samosa."No, it's Brian. He never goes to the pub, so everyone calls him BoringOld Brian. The initials B, O, B. Despite the relatively early hour, it was almost welcomed as it shattered the young woman’s all too vivid nightmare.Since her victory last week, when the overly busty and not-too-bright trophy wife of a deceased millionaire had contested and won the complete ownership of all his stocks, funds and assets, to the deprivation of the man’s daughter, Candice had repeatedly had the same dream.As the verdict was read, Candice’s opponent across the room, the self-representing daughter, had given the. “So, don't tell mom, but I ran into my dad the other day.” She said.“Yeah? How did that go?” I asked.She chuckled, and shook her head.“About as well as can be expected. He's renting the apartment over his bosses garage. He blames mom for ruining his life. He was drunk when I saw him. Some friends, and I went to a bar. That's where I saw him.” She said. “He did tell me one thing though, that got my attention. He told me that none of us kids were his. He claims that he can't have kids because of.