He had a great body. I couldn’t take my eyes off his body. Am sure he noticed it and asked “don’t you think I would have made a great underwear ...odel”. “I have never seen you in underwear, then how can I comment” I said and regretted immediately. Without a seconds hesitance he dropped his towel and there he was standing only in his undy with a semi hard on. He looked big. I was wondering how it would look in its full strength. “Am sure u would have made a great underwear model. Especially. “Because that’s MY dick you’re holding!” he says.A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her “What happened to your ear?” The blonde replied “I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked “Well, what happened to the other ear?” “The sucker called again!”A blonde walks into a barber shop with headphones on. She tells the barber what cut she wants, but that. He had unzipped his jeans. His tumescent penis was now pointing at the startled teacher who stood, mesmerized, as he grabbed her left wrist and guided her delicate hand onto the swelling erection."That's what you really want, isn't it?" he said, easing her fingers around his cock and indicating, by example, how she should handle the situation. "Times four?" N... No!" she gasped when she finally realized what she was holding and managed to jerk her hand away.I let her go and she made a dash for. " It was sick of her to leave again with that Christine bitch; even if she had made a deal with her yesterday to go." Luckily the bitch truly will be out of Ana's (and our lives) by tomorrow morning," Lana said squeezing Hannah's nipple painfully."You really think we'll never see her again," Hannah asked worriedly, "she is from Riverdale you know?" She's only known Ana for less than a day," Lana commented preparing to lean over and capture Hannah's boob in her mouth, "luckily Rome wasn't built.