Do yourealize that you kiss just like she does? It's very sensual." Maybe that's because she's the one that taught me to kiss so I'd becomfortable kis...ing girls. We spent the better part of two days kissingand cuddling before my first date. I was only fourteen then. I musthave masturbated twenty times in forty-eight hours," I admittedlaughing. "If you think I'm hard now, you should have felt me back thenafter one of our extended kissing sessions. The ironic thing is that Inever got to kiss the. "When will your parents be home?" she asked himI don't know," he told her, "they flew up to the mountains for the weekend. They may be gone another night, they did last time." I see," Sharon said, "Chrissie's visiting her friends this afternoon. I don't suppose..."Pausing to sigh, she asked,"I don't suppose we could meet for coffee? Say, downtown at the Bistro?" Sure," he told her.The café was crowded with the remnants of Saturday's night scene. Glassy eyed, they gulped gallons of coffee. I covered the phone. "It's Mario. He wants me to come over." Well, go. There's nothing for you to do here. Go." But I don't want to go. I'd rather go shopping." Well, that's out of the question. Debi's going to be asleep for a fewmore hours. So go."I uncovered the phone."The old lady busting your balls? Don't be a pussy. Be a man. Come onover. Screw those broads." Mario was rattling on."Okay. Okay. Should I bring anything?" Yeah, you got any beer?" Oh, God!" The thought of chugging beer was. I broke down there and tried to think about my situation.I couldn't go home. Nobody would believe I was a 15 year old boy turnedinto a pregnant woman. Who would believe a CD player or a Spice Girls CDor whatever could do this to me? 'The CD player!' I started the CD againand tried to find a rhyme to change me back. But nothing worked.It started to get dark and I was a woman and alone in the woods. Ishivered and made my way back to the city. I wandered around the streetsaimlessly and tried to.