This is so much fun when it's inside you. After you finish your drink, I'll let you try it." I put down my glass and said, "Show me how it works." "Th...re's not much to it. You just put it in your cunt and go with the flow. Normally you would have to put some lube on it so it goes in easily, but you are already so wet that won't be necessary." I knew the word "cunt" but never heard someone say it out loud. It really got me excited. Madelyn said to spread my legs and bend my knees. She would put. Wen my office got over I fast get back to my house and changed my cloth and don’t wear my under wear and suddenly grab my wife’s ass by rising her sari and started playing with her breasts as light was not in my house everywhere was darkness and my child was sleeping so I grabbed this opportunity to grab my wife ass and started fingering her ass.I heard something which I was waiting ,the voice of my land lady she asked me to come down .so I go down with excitement she said me to check the meter. Better?" I love you." Love you, too." Still bored?" What do you think?"Thrice"No." Hm?" You heard me." ?uhhh? 'no' what?" You know."(Yawn) "Ya lost me." No I didn't. Leave it alone." Isn't it kinda early?" Just do what I want." I wasn't doing anything." Good. Keep it that way." Gawd, is there coffee?" Don't change the subject." What subject? I?uh?oh. Wait." Yeeaah: 'No'." No?" No." ?" ?" Is this one of those 'no's that doesn't really mean no?" No. 'No' means 'no'. And don't you ever forget it.. I could see that Santa was thinking deeply, carefully about the things I was telling him. Finally, he looked me directly in the eyes... I could see the unbounded love and affection for all children that permeated his soul. "Well, Mark, he said, I can't make you a promise on this. I wish I could, but I can't. But I will tell you that I'll try very hard to find a way to make your wish come true. Okay?" I nodded, took another sip of the hot chocolate the elf had brought me, and thanked Santa..