00 baje meri wife ka ghar se mobile se phone aaya.“Apni padosanwali Menabahen ki Beti ko Ahmedabad main accident ho gaya hai, who bahot ro rahe hai ...ur ghar main koi nahin hi. Unke husband Rajubhai Mumbai kam se gaye hue hai aur unko ane main deri lag jayegi. Unke saath jana jaruri hai. Main unke saath nikal rahi hun, shayad kal tak aa jaungi, varna ek din aur rukna padega. Maine Bina se phone lagaya hai lekin usne close kar diya hai, woh kam main busy hogi. Tum ghar pe time se aa jana.”“Thik. She not only works part time but she takes care of the house and cooks fantastic meals. Except for her one idiosyncrasy, I really couldn’t ask for a better wife… which is why I have tolerated it. Ashley is also very competitive. We often have harmless bets with each other about all kinds of things just to make life a little more interesting. I don’t even remember how it started, but over the years we have bet on everything from the weather to sports and politics (she was a big Hillary. But he had to be on his bestbehavior to avoid getting dismissed. Feeling glum, he carried thereceptacle with both arms wrapped around it, dumped a can and moved on.The girl he had just passed called him back. She took a gum wrapped andintentionally tossed it under her desk."You missed that," she told him.His mouth opened and closed. He had better not say anything. Swallowinghis pride, he got down on one knee and reached under her desk, noticingher shiny black heels and stocking clad lower. As they tried to separate and force themselves back into their natural states, but every time the same collection of idiots that tore them apart would only forcibly glue them back into this world of nightmares. Until eventually, the idiots got smart and created rituals to permanently bind these worlds together forever by binding their very lifeforce to the planet to act as the glue for this paper-mâché monstrosity.However, unknown to them, two Gods watched on with Displeasure and disgust. One.