"Nothing," Lizzy replied. "We were just discussing the issue with Christine and our collective thoughts and fears of our wedding night." Yeah, I got t...at last part," Allison said. "What issue with Christine?" We ran into some people who know Jimmy in the village up in Brighton," Christine answered. "Next thing I knew, the other me was gone, and I was in charge. Kind of freaked me out at first; it was almost like waking up in church and wondering what I'd missed, only I hadn't really missed. Taking that thing up the ass, it seemed, would be a cake walk.We hadn't planned it the night it happened. "Take a dildo in the back door" wasn't written on my calendar. A few weeks had passed since the literal and figurative package had arrived and we were joking about it while eating dinner by candlelight. After some ravioli, a bottle of wine and heavy drinking at a bar near Mac's house, the joking took a serious turn. We had been bantering about our butt sex pact with a friend of mine that we. By that point I half expected him to lay down on the floor so she could walk across his body.If he had, he would have been trampled to death by the horde that followed her. A pair of photographers followed her into the room, who were then followed by a couple of guys with camcorders, and not the little ones you saw at the family picnic, but big professional ones. At the end of the parade was a middle-aged guy giving orders to everybody, and he was followed by a woman scribbling constantly into. "We watched as Mike's penis rose to enormous size and twitched all of it's own accord. I quickly licked Anna's cunt and went to lower her down onto his rock hard member, and as soon as his penis touched her it just went soft and she was lowered onto a soft piece of loose flesh.I held her shoulders and moved her back and forth across his groin. Anna got the message and began rubbing against him, but he stayed soft, and we finally gave up.I said, "Get up Mike, this is not working is it? We are.