I still remember you introducing yourself to me as 'Larry Costain, certified nerd.' I thought it was so damn cute. What would you have said, what woul... you have done, if I'd introduced myself as 'Susan Malone, certified prostitute?' Would you still have taken me out for a drink afterwards?"I laughed. "No, because I'd have been sure I couldn't afford one as beautiful and terrific as you," I said. "But if you'd said you were off-duty? Hell, yes. I was enjoying myself talking to you, you were. We went back to the caravan when it was getting dark and sat in the living room area and my aunties boyfriend called kev walked in and sat down with us and started chatting , he was alright actually he seemed abit pissed though ,My mum and auntie came inside once everyone had gone and we all had a few drinks It was gettin quite late and my auntie was pissed and started being loud and daft about 10 minutes later one of kevs mates walked in with a big crate of beer and sat down , he looked about. .. ?? “A Tattoo”... ??? she frowned. “What kind of Tattoo did you get”.?? “I got a Tattoo of a Hundred Dollar Bill on my Knob” he said proudly. “What the Hell were you thinking”?.?? she said, shaking her head in disgust. “Why on Earth would you get a Hundred Dollar Bill Tattooed on your Knob”... ??? “Well, 4 Reasons - One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping,. But Riya was always bothered she use to avoid all this. One day Riya told me that she had a doubt on her husband and she wanted to prove it Mona and i tried to make her understand that it was not so and things will go bad if Adi came to know cause he was bad tempered and used to beat her up.After Riya left Mona told me that Adi is too sex starved and doesn’t leave a moment. So i jokingly asked her did he something on her yet Mona looked at me with a devilish grin and said “yeah he tried to grab.