I wish that I'd recorded my tirade. As I recall, it was a masterpiece. I gave Paddi-Ann a detailed list of her shortcomings. She, in turn, turned on t...e waterworks and said that I was a heartless brute. I was nothing but a pig. My entire body wasn't worth her little finger. And I was a pencil-dick who'd never satisfied her.This was patently untrue. I'm certainly no John Holmes, but I've never had any other woman complain about my equipment. Quite the reverse. I've actually had compliments.The. It was a beautiful autumn day and the wedding was very nice. The bride looked beautiful and Krista and the rest of the bridesmaids looked very sexy in their red strapless dresses. I wore a lovely blue dress, with a little bit of cleavage. Because this was a wedding, it was one of the few times that I'd wear a bra.Deb picked me up and we went to the church. The ceremony was nice and the bride looked so beautiful walking down the aisle. It reminded me of my wedding day and made me a little sad.. Another group in a rubber band were all of Dad. Several showedhim fucking Aunt Pam. Fucking Mom. Fingering them. Usingdildos. One I especially liked showed Dad pushing a largecucumber in Aunt Pam's cunt. Her eyes were scrunched shut andher mouth open. I could almost hear her screams as the hugeinvader penetrated her. Suddenly I heard noises from downstairs. Shit! I hurriedlyshoved the pictures back in the box and the box back in thedrawer. I ran to my room and shut the door. When. Maid: kyu gaandu saaab, maza aa rahaa h na…..Me: bahut maza aa raha h, chod, aur tej chod, tej tej maar jhatke, faar de apne saab ki gaaand…Ye bolte hi pche se shilpa ki aawaj aayi…Shilpa: gajab ka gandu nikla be tu, kitna bhuka h chudwane ka. Thori der k liye me bahar kya gayi tune apni gaand marwane ka jugar bhi kar liya….Maid: haaaan mem saaab, inki gaand me bahut chullll ho rahi thi, khud k paas to piddi sa lawra h to main hi aa gayi inki gaand ki pyaas bhujane…Shilpa: hmmmm kal raat me.