” God was surprised, “What? You’ve got an engineer? That’s a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back...up here.”“No way,” replied Satan. “I like having an engineer, and I’m keeping him.”God threatened, “Send him back up here now or I’ll sue!”Satan laughed and answered, “Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?”This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: “We’ve got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and. "OK, you can go bare, just make sure you pull out before you cum." He pulled at the base, ripping a whole in the condom has he shed it from his penis. I could tell he was really turned on by barebacking me. He leaned in to kiss my neck, which drove me wild. He stopped, and put his cock in my mouth again, shoving in quickly and as deep as he could. I gagged again, but understood he just wanted to get some natural lube on his cock before fucking me. He thrust his cock in my mouth a few more times. I bet you got harassed by the town character who has a wifenamed Mildred."Jake said, "How did you know?"Josh laughed and said, "Because I know that miserable son of a bitchhis name is Tom Bateman. Every time that old coot sees me riding myHarley he tells me I need to act my age. We are the same age but Istill believe in having fun in life and by golly I do. Never give updoing what you love doing. You know you don't have a choice of gettingolder but you do have a choice of getting old, never get. "Have you dressed properly Kate?" Do you have any panties on Kate?" Are you a slut Kate?"All these questions are obviously rhetorical, just as well, as her throat is dry from fear & excitement and there is no way she would be able to answer.He forces himself behind her and she can feel him - he's hard already and it's pressed against her ass. Without realising it, she pushes back - like a bitch in heat - a slut in heat.Quickly he drags her coat off."What the fuck is this Kate?" Did I tell you.