“That’s a nice cock”, I hear an old lady say. “Good tits,” says a man.It is too much for me. I leap onto Mr Burgess, wrapping my legs ar...und him. He is strong; he takes my weight as I impale myself on that glorious cock.Our audience applauds, and more people stop to watch.“What are those funny people doing, grandma?” I hear a c***d’s voice as I move my hips up and down to absorb more and more energy from his penis.“It is called fucking”, says the grandmother. “Watch and learn”, she. Amazingly none of my other relatives really seemed to care. For Mom, I think, it was a way of assuring me once again of Helen's superiority. In the twenty-three years that we had participated in this tradition, I had never taken the larger half of the bone. She took that as a sign from God that my sister was the superior one of the two."Take the bone, kids, and make your wish." This is so stupid," I told my mother. "Why do we have to go through this every year?" "Just shut up and break it," my. ‘C’mon, this is a paid gig! You can do it. Besides, didn’t you say the kids in your school don’t even know you exist?’ Nick cornered her, placed his hands on her shoulders and with his most serious expression continued, ‘I think it’s time you show them you do exist and you are on your way to stardom! I overheard Slim tell a guy he was trying to get a local recording studio to tape us so we will have a CD to give out.’ ‘Really? Well, I suppose I can give it a try, but if anyone starts making fun. "There's was some awkward silence and then Kate returned with the drinks."Wow, did the conversation die?", she asked."What would you think if my wife gave your husband a lap dance, right here, right now? This is my idea, I want to see this."Kate looked confused for a second and then she smiled. "I think that'd be hot, go for it."Steven shrugged his shoulders and as if it was meant to be, Lords of Acid's "Pussy" started pumping through the speakers. I got up, stood in front of Steven, turned.