But as she closed my almost drooling mouth I realised she was giving me a way to not seem like the total perv I obviously looked like, and then I turn...d an instant shade of deep red. Her delicate finger was soft too as it brushed my lip.Breaking out from my almost comatose state I managed to pull a lie from my ass. “Uh, sorry. Guess I was spacing out.”“Waiting for someone?”“Oh… uh no I just topped to reply to a message.”“I’m here hunting, its a real pain and really too cold for it today. But I. Had left me with a sour taste in my mouth.I thought about all the hardy souls that had surrounded me during the dangerous American Civil War and the adventurous Americans that had pulled up stakes and headed west in the greatest migration the country had ever seen seeking the ideal place to put down roots and making this country the greatest the world had ever seen.I think it was the solid wall of bureaucracy that disgusted me the most because it was layer after layer of inefficiency insulating. You're now full members of SHA, with all its rights and responsibilities. We meet here every Monday at 7PM., be sure to wear the mixed-gender outfit you have on now. If you wish to know whether another androgynous individual is actually a member of our outfit, ask them if the cock crows at midnight. If their reply is 'Yes, as the cow jumps over the moon' you have nothing to fear revealing your true self to them. We send out a bi-weekly newsletter; yours should arrive by the First of next month.. " Ya have a terrible Irish accent," she giggled and slapped my arm."That was my Scottish accent," I replied feigning offense."Then 'tis even worse," she scoffed and hit me again. "Stay with the Yank; it fits you better." I suppose so," I sighed. "But really, Shauna, I don't care; it doesn't matter and if it's a secret, then as far as I'm concerned it still is. Okay?" Okay," she answered in a small voice. Right then Leanne pranced through the door."Martin," she sang then came up short. "Oh, hey,.