6. The Americans below you are all in anti-government militia groups.TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN SASKATCHEWAN1. You never run out of wheat.2. Your province...is really easy to draw.3. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours.4. People will assume you live on a farm.5. Daylight savings time? Who the hell needs that!TOP REASONS TO LIVE IN MANITOBA1. You wake up one morning to find that you suddenly have a beachfront property...2. Hundreds of huge, horribly frigid lakes.3 Nothing compares to a. That's what it felt like to me."Why me?" I demanded."Excuse me?" he said."I'm your mother, Todd," I cried in exasperation. "Why would you want to... kiss me?" I had almost said fuck me instead.He looked at me with momentarily unfathomable eyes. Then, shrugging, he said: "Because you're the perfect woman for me."I snorted. "I'm far from perfect." "You are to me," he countered.Arms crossed, wine bottle clutched in my right hand, foot tapping incessantly on the floor, I said: "You are. I sat in hall sofa and made her to sit on my lap and I hugged her around her waist with beautiful small tummy. And I leaned on her since I am down my head landed on her 36 boobs which was pumping up and down because of heat produced between our body I felt the heartbeat by pressing my head hard in her boobs, she too enjoying it.I slowly went to next step by caressing her thighs and slowly came to her t-shirt and lifted it lightly up to her hip and was caressing her stomach with small belly by. Her little, pink pussy right before his eyes. I had to laugh at him. He turned away quickly and stepped over to finish his tasks.It only took another 5 minutes for him to finish. I was enjoying the way he kept looking over at the bedroom door. We went into the dining room and, after signing the work order, wrote him a check for the repairs. He was STILL preoccupied with the sight of my wife. Even though she was over 50 years, she could still pass for 15-20 years younger. WITH or WITHOUT her.