The k**s showed it. For the first hour things were rocky. These twojust would not calm down. They wrestled, tumbled, and ran over most ofthe house, an... I felt weird telling them to `settle down' and thingslike that. It made me feel like my father, and hence rather old. Ibegan to see why the place was such a mess. I decided to retire to theTV room and hoped the k**s would get tired soon. I was watching some nudie flick on the Playboy channel, and things gotreasonably quiet for a while. Then all. She lived a couple of houses down from us and, although she was happily single, I was happily married, but I would be lying if I didn’t admit that I found Pam very attractive.Pam crossed and then uncrossed her long, well-tanned legs as I poured myself a cup of coffee. She was sporting running shorts and a very revealing sports bra, with her long hair pulled back into a ponytail.“I took the day off,” I said as I sipped from my coffee cup, leaning against the kitchen counter top.“I guess everyone. The next day, I’d had the most wonderful email from him:- My dear Jan, I’m just writing to say how much I enjoyed your company last night. You looked wonderful and I was convinced that there was an attraction there as soon as you entered the room. You really were the belle of the ball. I could see other men looking at you, for sure, but other women did too. There’s something about you so wonderful, so full of, well, a mixture of fun and sensuality. Words aren’t working here! You held me. Tall, slender, wide childbearing hips and heavy, pale breasts, darkest brown, long hair framing what I know to be hazelish-green eyes. I look down at this new version of myself, noting that not only am I completely naked, but my cunt is bare, completely smooth, and again I laugh. Such a common fantasy amongst mortal men in these recent years. Thousands of years have passed since I first learned my fate, and still it amuses me how little the dreams and wants of men have changed throughout the.