All three of my coworkers were attractive but on this nice, warm Friday night, out under the trees, they were all quite alluring."I'm the only guy so ...ar?" I asked."Yeah, guess so, well, maybe the others are just late," Judy answered then went on to something else.We all talked about this and that, about work, about my lack of girlfriends, then, after we'd all had a few more, Judy suggested that we all retire to the hot tub which was on her back screened-in porch."Yea, looks like the other guys. Signed me upfor. There was a woman earlier, said she'd see me tomorrow." Right. Like I said before, Miss Lora will forward the details to youlater. If that's all, I want to dunk my balls in her mouth."Miss Lora was getting back onto her knees as I turned and left. I enviedher.I had ended up passing out rather quickly when I got home. The stress ofthe day stayed with me, ensuring I entered dreamland as soon as I laiddown. I managed a few hours before my door was assaulted by very. I'm cool with it. I don't think less of you or anything," he went on."Look, I don't even know what's on there. I just sort of downloaded some stuff. I might have downloaded some gay stuff by accident," I said trying to get out of it. I hoped he drop it. Leave it alone."Hey look, don't worry about it. I just noticed your history has a lot of gay sites in your cache. You might want to clean it up. What would Sandy think if she saw the sites you visited... or does she know?" he kept up."Damnit, I. " I pointed at him and wagged my finger. "You look at way too much porn on the internet, mister! It's like you people go on elf quests, or something! Don't you guys have human women to ass-fuck?" He looked confused and shocked and I immediately realized I'd probably been wrong about his intentions. In fact, he seemed to be looking for a polite way to get away from me. The thought was crazy, a lowly human trying to get away from an elf. "Uh, all I wanted was your help getting out of the woods,".