Ravi: Bhai ek mast maal hai agar tujhe problem na ho to.Me: Kahan?Ravi: Ushma.Me: Kaun Ushma.Ravi: Teri maa.Ye sun ke mera lund aur tight ho gaya.Me: ...u pagal hai, woh meri maa hai. Aisa nahi ho Sakta.Mahesh: Sun to sahi. Hum sab ko teri maa bohut achi lag ti hai. Woh bilkul Huma Qureshi jaisi dikhti hai.Ravi: Maal hai woh rand.Ashok: Tu bas man ja teri maa ko hum raandi baneyenge.Me: Woh kaise?Ravi: Pehle han bol.Me: Yaar lekin woh nahi manegi.Ravi: Hum plan bayenge.Me: Thik hai.Ashok: Pehele. "Jacob, hey uhm I left my p.js in the living room on the couch, would you mind grabbing them for me?" I asked him, in my most sexy voice. "Uh, sure." He said back and ran in the living room. He grabbed them and I just opened the bathroom door and walked over to the shower so I could rinse out the tub and everything. he walked in the bathroom sayin "Hey, here ya go Stells..." and started to walk out when I stopped him. "Jacob, do you think I could ask you to do me a favor?" He stopped. I was. NO FUCKING FAIR, ASSHOLE!!!!!Let me tell you about when I got to screw TWO sets of hot twins, one night at my frat house. Then maybe you can get some idea on how to write a story you shell headed freak!We were boozing it up as we usually do on Wednesday night seeing as how we can just skip our Thursday classes. Anyway, we got this huge ass keg in the living room on the coffee table. My buddy, Jason, just finished pissing in a can that the frat president was using to shit chew in. Then, the weak. "That's your adventurous streak?" What?" she asked."Sailing?" Yeah. I thought it was silly girl daydreams, but I like dreaming." She smiled. "You were in 'em before I ever met you." You're sweet, baby. Thank you. Not powerboats?" No. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think I'd like the engine noise and the rushing around." A brisk wind and sailing's kind of noisy too." Okay. YOU tell me it's the same."I closed my eyes for a second. "No, it's not nearly the same." See!" she said. "You closed your.