" I'm going to have words with that little man at the mall."Well, if I have been made better than I was, I'd say you are also better than you were. Yo... got a two-for-one bargain!" Lisa was enjoying this far too much.Who knew there was a Conservation of Reality law governing magic? Magic, like other natural forces, always takes the path of least resistance. Changing Lisa to a man required major adjustments to reality going back twenty-seven years to her conception. A lifetime is cumulative. All. I placed the business end of the S&W .38 against the man’s forehead. “Go ahead and ram that pig-sticker in me, but I promise you I’ll spill your inbred brains all over creation!”This asshole fleshmonger dropped his knife, yet there was no mistaking the ominous menace in his eyes. He was making plans to take my life, I’m sure. “Hey there, Asswipe,” I added. “If you’re planning on giving me more interference with my business here, then I’m gonna look up your mama, your wife, your daughters,. I was going to be late to the office if I did not fly, and I mean like right now!“What’s going on?” my sister asked sleepily as she roused herself up.“Karen,” I said as I bolted toward the bathroom, “I have got to be at my office in 1 hour,” I said as I jumped into the shower before the water had even got warm.“Can I come,” she replied as she swung her feet out of my bed and started toward my bathroom. “I have always wanted to see where you work.”“If you can be ready in like two minutes,” I. We never have to go hungry for any of the basics, and that includes the meat. My only real worry about the meat is what Mom used to call freezer burn, but so far, I haven’t noticed any change in the taste of anything taken from the ice cave.”On Earth, he had enjoyed his meat rare, but one of the people he worked with had gotten sick from eating pork at a restaurant, winding up having his stomach pumped and spending several days in the hospital. Morales had always considered a well-cooked steak.