When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.8. Seen it all, done it all. Can't remember most of it.9. Those who live by the sword get shot by those ...ho don't.10. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.11. He's not dead. He's electroencephalographically challenged.12. She's always late. In fact, her ancestors arrived on the "Juneflower."13. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.14. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would. " We will go to my house," said Chavvi as she got up from her chair and Michael hurriedly left far more than the price of the two coffees before also getting up and seeing a smirk from Chavvi as her eyes went to his crotch.He hoped that no other customers or staff noticed his problem as he moved, rather uncomfortably, out of the cafe.He was then able to confirm that Chavvi was indeed wearing the same arse hugging trousers as he followed her outside."Did you come by car?" she asked and when he. I stood up and took her hand, pulling her up. I put my arms around her and kissed her. I unzipped her dress and unclipped her bra pulling them from her shoulders revealing her gorgeous breasts. I cupped them in my hands pressing them together then I lowered my head and pressed my face into them wallowing in the soft flesh. “I love your breasts,” I said. As her dress fell to the floor she was left wearing the skimpiest pair of pink panties, which she seductively started to remove. I quickly. I have to say that the feeling was very erotic, which also made me piss too. I answered “Yes Mistress Janice I do”. When she finished pissing she stood up. “Lick my fucking cunt clean you nasty fucking cunt licker”, she demanded. I did what she instructed and she told me, when I was finished I was to do up her panties. When I completed my task she told me to stand up and she licked her piss off me and sucked on my cock a bit and stopped suddenly as just to tease me. We then went into the.