Not floppy at allAnd what exactly is this Miss?He grins and walks offI don’t care must be the alcohol I’m proud of my handy work maybe be I’ll g...t into this and start making penis flutes yes that must be a money making dragons den master plan of the century Clay penis flutes I can even open a little art studio by the river A few weeks later I get a call to pick up our work A little embarrassed I was a little drunk that day ooooopsI knock on the door You young lady are lateSorry I missed the. Little did his work colleagues or business associates know, but his wife was getting dressed in some slutty attire for him in a room upstairs whilst they talked, shaving her cunt totally smooth and getting all wet and horny thinking of the fucking I would be taking from him and our dog that afternoon! If only they knew!I soaked myself in a hot bath, shaving and oiling my cunt up. I was randy as hell and it wasn’t even midday!Once pampered and oiled up I started to dress.Mike popped his head in. There were no signs yet of autumn colour.Kate and I had now been seeing each other for almost three months, and I’d started introducing her to some of my closer friends. This weekend, she was set to meet Ethan and Jenna, who I’d known for more than 20 years. They were a long-term couple that owned a small, ‘farm to table’ bistro in Tofino, on Vancouver Island. After a hectic summer, they’d shut the business down for a month, and were taking a well-deserved break to travel and visit old. Sure enough right after I got certified they shipped me up north, eight hundred miles away from home. It was a hard move for me because I had to leave everyone I knew behind, but I had to make the decision that was best for my future. The department of corrections was nice enough to have me an apartment set up and ready to go. I only had to pay for utilities as the rent was paid by the state. Since I had no friends I had a lot of time to sit at home and read my policies and procedures. Any.