"Todd, this is MY house. Eventually you're going to have to come out," Isaid."No, I don't want to see you," he said."Why, Todd? We're getting married ...ext weekend," I said."No, I can't marry you. You're a guy!" he said."No I'm not. I'm a girl. Or, more precisely, a hermaphrodite," I said."You fucked my ass!" he yelled back."And a fine ass it was!" I countered."I'm not a fag!" he yelled."Who said you were a fag? You were fucking Kylie, who is 100% girl, andin my opinion, beautiful. And you were. “No, it has to be a double amputee.” I repeated.“We’ve nothing like that,” Lady Lydia said, “I can do a midget if that’s any good?” She asked.“A midget, eh?” I thought aloud.“Yes, a midget. She’s in her twenties, and very pretty” She said, “for a midget” she nonchalantly added.“err, hang on” I instructed her. With that I put her on hold and fast dialled my best friend, Martin.“Rich?” he answered.“Hi Mate, just a quick one, the list says a double amputee. Can’t find one anywhere. I’ve tried. ‘Not exactly an exciting road trip for you – taking care of a drugged old fool blathering on, huh?’ he joked. She pressed her lips together, her brow furrowed in shock and confusion and frustration. It was a while before she finally spoke. ‘I thought we agreed you weren’t going to refer to yourself as old,’ she said quietly. ‘Right,’ he said in a tight voice. ‘And you’re not a fool,’ she went on in a small voice, fiddling with the remote. ‘What you said is actually kind of romantic – even. Julie was really leaking juices and Sherry moved a little so she could lick her ass. As she licked that little rosebud, she noticed that Julie really moaned and pushed back to encourage the contact. Sherry licked faster and pushed her tongue in as far as she could. Encouraged, Sherry tried the finger again, and this time Julie abandoned Sherry,s pussy to push back on the finger. Sherry now had her index finger all the way in her ass and she was moaning and telling her to add another finger..