Cardinal numbers: Numbers assigned to the players of a certain baseball team.Factor: What Max did to Helena Rubenstein.Hyperbola: When a mathematician...boasts a lot.Irrational numbers: What politicians use when they claim to balance the budget.Paradox: Two MDs.Venn Diagram: A pictorial description of walking holy men (Venn the saints come marching in... )Axes: Used to chop wood.Coefficient: Two things that work well together.Abscissa: A collection of pus in a woman’s skin.Bisect: A religious. I was getting pissed off.The next time the whistle blew, I’d just powered a ball into the front wall that flew almost to the back wall. The judge ruled it a touch and I lost the serve again.“Jesus Christ!”The whistle blew again.“Technical! Loss of one point.”I couldn’t believe my ears. I pulled into myself and just played to keep from getting a foul called on me. I lost the game by six.“They’ve chosen the winner,” Lissa said. “I’m sorry, Tony. It doesn’t make any difference how you play.. Kane tore them from their secluded alcove, her hand firmly tucked in his. Just before a kiosk filled with yet more people, they came upon a door. Kane tried the handle, it opened and Kane tugged her into the building. They legged it up a flight of stairs like teenagers, locking the door behind them. Jess caught her breath. They found themselves in a large, carpeted room with sweeping views of the coastline. Jess hoped the glass was tinted and she hesitated but only momentarily before striding. It was the first time I had fantasized about her.I don’t know what it was, maybe the burden of classes, lack of a girlfriend or just the fact I watched too much porn.I’ve seen enough and more porn to know how to seduce women but I know it isn’t practical in real life.Don’t get me wrong, she looked way younger than her age, with good boobs and a nice slender body.That is when I thought I’ll make a great plan to seduce her.I had only one window of opportunity that is when both my parents left for.